Impersonating a Wizard Detective

SFGate reported Monday on a bizarre story in which a man claiming to be wizard detective Harry Dresden of urban fantasy fame threatened the residents of a home, all of which was captured on a Ring camera. The man then proceeded to break into the house and terrorize the family inside. From the video, the man can be seen wearing a trenchcoat and sporting menacing eyebrows. However, he appears to have forgotten his hockey stick and talking skull.

The 30-year-old man is facing multiple felony charges stemming from the April 7 break-in, including assault with a deadly weapon, criminal threats, first-degree burglary and vandalism, according to jail records. While in custody, he later received an additional charge of annoying or molesting a child under 18, Fairfield police said in a release. Officers were dispatched to the 1700 block of Burbank Court at about 9 a.m. after reports of an unknown man attempting to force his way into a home where a woman and child were inside, police said. Video from the home’s Ring camera shows the man at the front door, initially asking to be let in before becoming increasingly aggressive.

“Open this f—king door. Where’s your daughter, man?” he can be heard shouting, kicking the door and demanding entry. The homeowner repeatedly tells the man to leave, saying, “You have nothing to do with my house. Can you leave my house? Please.” The suspect, wearing a trench coat and flip-flops, continues to escalate, at one point leaning into the camera and declaring, “My name is Harry Dresden, motherf—ker. … This is my neighborhood. Open the f—king door. Now, or I will f—king end you.” The name seemed to reference Harry Dresden, the wizard private investigator from “The Dresden Files” by Jim Butcher.

Police said the man kicked the front door and, when unable to get in, entered the home through a sliding glass door. The homeowner’s husband, who had been watching the situation unfold on a security camera, returned home and confronted the man with a shovel. A physical fight followed, leaving both men with head injuries, police said. Officers arrived within minutes and found the suspect outside the residence, where he was taken into custody without further incident, officials said. He was transported to a hospital for treatment before being booked into the Solano County jail.

Police said a witness later came forward reporting an encounter between the suspect and a child days before the break-in. Detectives determined there was probable cause for an additional arrest on a child-related charge. Authorities said no further details would be released due to the involvement of a minor. The homeowner, police noted, “worked to protect his family while officers were responding to the scene.”

This situation was very scary, and it should be pointed out that nobody was killed or critically injured during the incident. But it also raises a lot of questions about what was going on in this guy's mind. He obviously was suffering from some sort of delusion, convinced that he was a fictional wizard detective. And it also should be pointed out that kicking a door while wearing flip-flops is not a sign of being in one's right mind.

The real Harry Dresden, of course, would have just unlocked the door with a spell. He also probably would have shorted out the Ring camera before any conversation could take place because he's magical enough that he messes with technology just by being in its presence. He might have left the talking skull at home, but he never goes anywhere without his hockey stick. And was that thing with the bell supposed to be casting a spell? If so, it didn't work.

I'm glad the family is okay and "Harry" is in custody. Hopefully he can get whatever help he needs, because it sure looks like he needs a lot of it.