Thursday, January 10, 2008

Apocalypse Thwarted!

Satanists all over the world today must be mourning the loss of the Antichrist, who recently took a circular saw and cut off the hand that bore the Mark of the Beast. Then, to make double sure that the evil would not return, he microwaved it. So much for the Revelation...

...and I'm not making this up!

People can talk all they want about how ritual and ceremonial magicians can go crazy or have mental problems, but I have yet to hear of anyone in the magical community doing something this ridiculous. Then again, for all I know this guy might have just saved the planet - with a microwave oven.

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