What We Occultists Have to Deal With

I keep coming back to this idea of how fundamentalist Christians consider occultists some sort of existential threat based on made-up nonsense about who we are and what we do. A friend forwarded this video to me and it's a perfect example. The story is absolutely ridiculous, and it's nothing any occultist would ever do - for reasons I will get into.

It's obvious to me that this woman suffers from sleep paralysis and dreamed most of this, at least if I give her the benefit of assuming she's telling the truth. She could be making this all up, of course, since that's pretty much what fundamentalists do whenever they get into any details about magick, but let's just take the account on its face. If we do, it becomes clear that this is something no magician would ever bother with.

First of all, why is this "warlock" spending so much time and effort to attack this woman? Is she important? Like, at all? I have no idea who she is and apparently she has enough of a media presence somewhere to get interviewed. But just cursing random Christian people for no reason is stupid. It's a waste of time. There are better things you can do with magick to improve your life, so you should save your curses for those who are actively impeding your will or threatening your loved ones.

Second, the setup for this spell is ludicrous. You have a whole group of witches "flying around" to create a perimeter? If she's talking about physical flying that's flat-out impossible. If she's talking about some sort of "astral flight" why bother? I can see where you could use a physical perimeter to target a spell - I've done that personally - but the whole point is that the physical perimeter serves as an anchor for the spiritual force you are sending. It would do no good to have a bunch of witches astrally flying around the house so that a "warlock" could astrally project inside.

As astral perimeter for astral work does nothing. You need something physical, but that's easy enough to do with a set of talismans. You can make them out of ordinary objects like coins and place them at key points around your target. You don't need people to do any of it. Now let's talk about astrally projecting with an "astral knife" to attack someone. To cast a curse you don't need to any of that, and it makes little sense to me why anyone would do it. Once you have your perimeter, that's a magical link that you connect with your containment structure and then just use a targeting link like a photo.

So a magician would have to be really, really bad at magick to think something like this would work. Appearing to your target is silly. Curses work much better without warning, which is also why a good magician will never threaten. They just act. And anyway, a target wouldn't be able to take an astral object from you and use it. Their hand would slide right through it. There are way too many problems with this account for it to have anything to do with real occultism. It's basically made-up fundamentalist nonsense about what magicians - oh, I mean "warlocks" - actually do.

Persecution makes Christians feel important, and the best persecution is made-up persecution because it poses no actual threat and involves no actual risk. If the Poor Oppressed Christians even encountered real oppression, I wonder if they would even know what to do with it. They certainly wouldn't charge at real oppressors yelling "Dominion! Dominion! Dominion!" That would just get them killed.

So... sleep paralysis. This is caused by the body partially waking up while dreaming. Much of the dream content is present and the dreamer usually perceives a sense of threat or dread. They initially can't move, which means they try to exert effort to do so to no avail. This is because we have a physiological mechanism that impedes movement while we dream, to prevent things like sleepwalking. Then, when the mechanism finally turns off, the person can thrash around and bruise themselves without remembering anything but what they were dreamining about.

If this woman is being honest, that's what happened. And, of course, if she's making it up maybe none of it did. This is one more case where if people had a real idea about what magicians do, they would understand that not only do we not bother with such things, the mechanism described is also entirely unworkable.