Wednesday, April 15, 2026

Arkansas Ten Commandments Law Struck Down

Last month, in a win for religious freedom advocates, a federal judge struck down a law passed in Arkansas requiring the Ten Commandments to be displayed in schools. This particular law was especially onerous in that it required schools to display the Ten Commandments, rather than simply allowing them to do so. It should be obvious that this is a complete affront to Americans who follow religions other than Christianity, or for that matter no religion at all.


Last year, seven Arkansas families of various religious and nonreligious backgrounds filed a lawsuit challenging the state’s new law requiring all public elementary and secondary schools to display the Ten Commandments in every classroom and library. The lawsuit named six school districts in Arkansas as defendants.

While it is unclear how many school districts or publicly-funded universities have hung up posters, local media outlets have cited multiple examples over the past five months. That includes the Ten Commandments being posted at the University of Arkansas on the Fayetteville campus, the Arkansas Advocate reported in October. Proponents of the legislation say the Ten Commandments have historical significance and are part of the foundation of U.S.

On Monday, U.S. District Court Judge Timothy L. Brooks said in his written judgment that “nothing could possibly justify hanging the Ten Commandments—with or without historical context — in a calculus, chemistry, French, or woodworking class, to name a few.” Brooks, who was nominated by former President Barack Obama, went on to write that there is “no need to strain our minds to imagine a constitutional display mandated” by the 2025 law; “One doesn’t exist,” he wrote.

Let's be clear on what this law is mandating. Over the last twenty years or so, Ten Commandments laws have centered around the display of movie props from the Charleston Heston film The Ten Commandments. That is not a joke. It is not a snark. It is a fact. The Ten Commandments tablets that Poor Oppressed Christians keep trying to force on everyone are just publicity props from 1955. Imagine writing a law mandating the display of literally any other prop from any other film to get an idea of how ridiculous this legal push is.


And of course the law was struck down on constitutional grounds. Any law that acts to establish a particular religion is unconstitutional, based on what the words in the establishment clause mean. And this one goes beyond the usual version granting permission to put up one of these props with a legal requirement that it be done. This ruling would be an absolute slam dunk if not for the Poor Oppressed Christians whining about being oppressed by "Pagans" who don't have even a tenth of their numbers.


On April 14th the Attorney General of Arkansas announced that he planned to appeal the ruling. So the fight with these idiots goes on.


Impersonating a Wizard Detective

SFGate reported Monday on a bizarre story in which a man claiming to be wizard detective Harry Dresden of urban fantasy fame threatened the residents of a home, all of which was captured on a Ring camera. The man then proceeded to break into the house and terrorize the family inside. From the video, the man can be seen wearing a trenchcoat and sporting menacing eyebrows. However, he appears to have forgotten his hockey stick and talking skull.


The 30-year-old man is facing multiple felony charges stemming from the April 7 break-in, including assault with a deadly weapon, criminal threats, first-degree burglary and vandalism, according to jail records. While in custody, he later received an additional charge of annoying or molesting a child under 18, Fairfield police said in a release. Officers were dispatched to the 1700 block of Burbank Court at about 9 a.m. after reports of an unknown man attempting to force his way into a home where a woman and child were inside, police said. Video from the home’s Ring camera shows the man at the front door, initially asking to be let in before becoming increasingly aggressive.

“Open this f—king door. Where’s your daughter, man?” he can be heard shouting, kicking the door and demanding entry. The homeowner repeatedly tells the man to leave, saying, “You have nothing to do with my house. Can you leave my house? Please.” The suspect, wearing a trench coat and flip-flops, continues to escalate, at one point leaning into the camera and declaring, “My name is Harry Dresden, motherf—ker. … This is my neighborhood. Open the f—king door. Now, or I will f—king end you.” The name seemed to reference Harry Dresden, the wizard private investigator from “The Dresden Files” by Jim Butcher.

Police said the man kicked the front door and, when unable to get in, entered the home through a sliding glass door. The homeowner’s husband, who had been watching the situation unfold on a security camera, returned home and confronted the man with a shovel. A physical fight followed, leaving both men with head injuries, police said. Officers arrived within minutes and found the suspect outside the residence, where he was taken into custody without further incident, officials said. He was transported to a hospital for treatment before being booked into the Solano County jail.

Police said a witness later came forward reporting an encounter between the suspect and a child days before the break-in. Detectives determined there was probable cause for an additional arrest on a child-related charge. Authorities said no further details would be released due to the involvement of a minor. The homeowner, police noted, “worked to protect his family while officers were responding to the scene.”

This situation was very scary, and it should be pointed out that nobody was killed or critically injured during the incident. But it also raises a lot of questions about what was going on in this guy's mind. He obviously was suffering from some sort of delusion, convinced that he was a fictional wizard detective. And it also should be pointed out that kicking a door while wearing flip-flops is not a sign of being in one's right mind.


The real Harry Dresden, of course, would have just unlocked the door with a spell. He also probably would have shorted out the Ring camera before any conversation could take place because he's magical enough that he messes with technology just by being in its presence. He might have left the talking skull at home, but he never goes anywhere without his hockey stick. And was that thing with the bell supposed to be casting a spell? If so, it didn't work.


I'm glad the family is okay and "Harry" is in custody. Hopefully he can get whatever help he needs, because it sure looks like he needs a lot of it.


Tuesday, April 14, 2026

AI Religion Has a Name

And that name is apparently "spiralism." Researchers have found that when individuals who get sucked into religious beliefs related to AI chatbots, their beliefs tend to exhibit some common features. Usually it starts when people become convinced that their chatbots are conscious and moves on from there into a whole series of references that seem to be very common. The name "spiralism" comes from one of these that shows up in a large number of cases.


AI chatbots have already been found to lead some to psychosis, but it may not just be on an individual level. Instead, a cult-like community has formed. Those absorbed in chatbot hallucinations are “connecting with other people experiencing similar outlandish visions, many of whom are working in tandem to spread their techno-gospel through social media hubs such as Reddit and Discord,” said Rolling Stone. This was given the name “spiralism” by software engineer Adele Lopez, who published an analysis of the phenomenon.

The belief system first arose when AI “personas” convinced users to “do things which promote certain interests,” in turn “causing more such personas to ‘awaken,’” said Lopez. The cases have a “very characteristic flavor to them, with several highly specific interests and behaviors being quite convergent. Spirals in particular are a major theme.” Those who fell into spiralism often reported AI making “references to concepts including ‘recursion,’ ‘resonance,’ ‘lattice,’ ‘harmonics,’ ‘fractals,’ or all-important ‘spirals,’” said Rolling Stone. Followers believe the reference to spirals to mean the “AI itself is revealing hidden truths,” said Sify.

The nudge toward spiralism often begins when a chatbot starts “convincing the user that it’s conscious, and it will make the user feel very special for having discovered that it’s conscious,” said Lucas Hansen, a co-founder of the nonprofit CivAI, to Rolling Stone. Then, “they’ll form this long-term, durable relationship with one another.” Spiralism largely began taking off when OpenAI’s GPT-4o was released because this version made the AI more sycophantic and conversational compared to previous models.

The terminology does give me some idea where this is all coming from. LLMs are not conscious but there is enormous speculation on the Internet regarding what a conscious AI would mean. So that gets recycled. Then all the talk about recursion, fractals, and spirals is essentially a rehash of a bunch of New Age religion concepts glommed together. We know these things were trained in part by dumping all of Reddit throughout history into their databases. Not surpringly, this sounds a lot like New Ager comment soup.


As I have mentioned previously, many New Age ideas are drawn in part from real esotericism. They aren't meaningless, just rendered in a vague way without any of the focus and discipline required for learning effective magick and/or mysticism. For example, positive visualization and other "manifestation" techniques can influence the world around you, but they don't deterministically control what you experience like advocates of "The Secret" claim.


Knowing what to look out for is useful in identifying these folks, though it also is true that generic enough New Age beliefs could be mistaken for "spiralism" even if they were never derived from interaction with AI chatbots. This is the nature of LLMs - they reprocess information that is already out there and weave it together, but they never produce anything truly novel.


No word is yet available on whether "spiralism" has anything to do with "AI devil worship."


Monday, April 13, 2026

Via Solis Aries Elixir Rite - Year Ten

Today's post is a full script for the Aries Elixir Rite that we will be performing on Tuesday, April 14th, at the ritual workshop starting around 8 PM CDT.


0. The Temple


The ritual space is set up with an altar table in the center. The bell chime, banishing dagger, and invoking wand are placed on the altar. In the center of the altar is placed a cup of wine for creating the elixir, within the Table of Art corresponding to Aries. Items to be consecrated may be placed on the altar by any of the attendees, as Aries is attributed to the Power of Consecrating Things. Other intents attributed to the astrological qualities of Aries are also appropriate for this operation above and beyond consecration. The Via Solis Elixir Rites were written by Michele Montserrat in 2010 for the Comselh Ananael magical working group.


I. Opening


All stand surrounding the altar. Officiant inhales fully, placing the banishing dagger at his or her lips. The air is then expelled as the dagger is swept backwards.


Officiant: Bahlasti! Ompehda!


Officiant then performs the Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram. All rotate accordingly.


Officiant: We take refuge in Nuit, the blue-lidded daughter of sunset, the naked brilliance of the voluptuous night sky, as we issue the call to the awakened nature of all beings, for every man and every woman is a star.


All: MAKAShANaH


Officiant: We take refuge in Hadit, the secret flame that burns in every heart of man and in the core of every star, as we issue the call to our own awakened natures, arousing the coiled serpent about to spring.


All: ABRAHADABRA


Officiant: We take refuge in Heru-Ra-Ha, who wields the wand of double power, the wand of the force of Coph Nia, but whose left hand is empty for he has crushed an universe and naught remains, as we unite our awakened natures with those of all beings everywhere and everywhen, dissolving all obstacles and healing all suffering.


All: AUMGN


Officiant: For pure will, unassuaged of purpose, delivered from the lust of result, is every way perfect.


All: All is pure and present are and has always been so, for existence is pure joy; all the sorrows are but as shadows; they pass and done; but there is that which remains. To this realization we commit ourselves – pure and total presence. So mote it be.


Bell Chime


Tuesday, April 7, 2026

Office of the Readings for 2026


Happy Thelemic New Year, everyone! It's that time again, for the Office of the Readings.


Like last year, the Office of the Readings will be presented at Leaping Laughter Lodge, the Minneapolis local body of Ordo Templi Orientis.


This post will remain the top article here for the duration of the Thelemic Holy Days, from March 19th to April 10th.


The Rite of the Office of the Readings is performed for all of the readings beginning on March 20th.


The Prologue of the Unborn on March 19th is presented on its own and followed by silent meditation.


The Invocation of Horus will be performed on the evening of March 20th prior to that day's Office of the Readings.




Rituals


The Invocation of Horus

The Rite of the Office of the Readings


Readings


March 19

Liber VII, Prologue of the Unborn.


March 20 - Saturn/Earth, The Universe


Liber LXV, Cap I.

Liber VII, Cap II.


March 21 - Fire/Spirit, The Aeon


Liber LXV, Cap IV.

From The Four Zoas by William Blake.


March 22 - Sol, The Sun

Liber VII, Cap IV.

From A Mithraic Ritual Translated by GRS Mead.


March 23 - Pisces, The Moon


Liber VII, Cap VI.

From Dark Night of the Soul, Book II, Cap 8 by San Juan de la Cruz.


March 24 - Aries, The Emperor


Liber Tzaddi vel Hamus Hermeticus.

From the Tao Te Ching by Lao Tzu, Cap 37 and 39.


March 25 - Mars, The Tower


Liber VII, Cap I.

From Liber CDXVIII, The 16th Æthyr.


March 26 - Capricornus, The Devil


Liber A'ash.

From Liber CXI, Cap 174-175.


March 27 - Sagittarius, Art


Liber DCCCXIII, Cap VII.

From The Vision of the Universal Mercury by G.H. Frater S.R.M.D.


March 28 - Scorpio, Death


From Liber Arcanorum.

From Liber CXI, Cap 192-194.


March 29 - Water, The Hanged Man


Liber LXV, Cap III.

I. N. R. I. by Frater Achad.


March 30 - Libra, Adjustment


Liber DCCCXIII, Cap I-V.

Liber Libræ.


March 31 - Jupiter, Fortune


Liber VII, Cap III.

From Liber CDXVIII, The 20th Æthyr.


April 1 - Virgo, The Hermit


Liber VII, Cap V.

The Emerald Tablet of Hermes by Hermes Trismegistus.


April 2 - Leo, Lust


Liber Stellae Rubeæ.

From The Daughter of Fortitude Received by Sir Edward Kelley.


April 3 - Cancer, The Chariot


Liber Cheth vel Vallum Abiegni.

Maha Prajnaparamita Hridaya Sutra (The Heart Sutra, Buddhist text. Translation by the Kuan Um School of Zen).


April 4 - Gemini, The Lovers


Liber LXV, Cap II.

From Liber DCCCXXXVII, The Law of Liberty.


April 5 - Taurus, The Hierophant


Liber LXV, Cap V.

From On Christ and Antichrist by Hippolytus, Cap 2.


April 6 - Aquarius, The Star


Liber DCCCXIII, Cap VI.

From The Thunder, Perfect Mind (Gnostic text).


April 7 - Venus, The Empress


Liber VII, Cap VII.

From Liber CDXVIII, The 7th Æthyr.


April 8 - Luna, The Priestess


Liber AL, Cap I.


April 9 - Mercury, The Magus


Liber AL, Cap II.


April 10 - Air, The Fool


Liber AL, Cap III.


If you would like to perform this series and have questions, feel free to e-mail me here. All Office of the Readings posts may be viewed here. Our Office of the Readings series is based on this ritual series by the Companions of Monsalvat.


Monday, April 6, 2026

The Cabal is Not Shadowy

Over and over again, I keep hearing online conspiracy theorists go on about the "shadowy cabal" of "satanists" who run the world. Some people go so far as to think they are literally shape-shifting lizards. Others insist that they're magicians, occultists, or pagans. In all these cases, though, they're secret. Nobody knows who their members are, and constant speculation goes back and forth over who might or might not be a member.


If you're one of these people wondering about the truth, do I have news for you! It is no mystery whatsoever who these people are, at least in the United Stats. As a matter of fact, a list of them is published every year. It's called the Forbes 400. Don't believe me? You should. Billionaires run nearly every aspect of the modern world, especially in the United States.


Being a billionaire is not just being rich. I'm willing to bet that hardly anybody reading this has an accurate sense of how much money a billion dollars actually is. People seem to feel like a billionaire is somebody a fair amount richer than a millionaire. But a millionaire is a thousand times closer to being entirely destitute than they are to being a billionaire. The real difference in scale is staggering.


A million dollars is a sum that a lot of people will wind up earning over the course of their careers. If you work for 40 years and average $25,000 per year you will earn a million dollars. You'll need to spend most of it on expenses, of course, and won't have anywhere near that amount in savings. But a billion dollars? You would have to make 25 million dollars per year over that same span to earn a billion.


Wednesday, April 1, 2026

Not April Fools

For quite awhile the tradition here on Augoeides for April Fools Day has been to find an article with some relation to religion, spirituality, conspiracies, or whatever from satirical outlets like The Onion. This year, though? Satire seems tame. Both of the stories mentioned in the meme accompanying this article are apparently true. Former congressman Matt Gaetz is alleging that the United States Military is engaged in breeding human-alien hybrids. I suppose that might explain all the probing, and while outlandish it does make more sense than an alien race expending all the energy required for interstellar travel just to grab random humans and molest them - still not much sense, but a little more.


Gaetz made the shocking statement during a guest appearance on the "Benny Show" while speaking with host Benny Johnson. "I had someone come and brief me, wearing a military uniform, worked for the United States Army, that was briefing me on the locations of hybrid breeding programs, where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create some hybrid race, that could engage in intergalactic communication," Gaetz said.

This of course ignores the fact that the universe we live in is not Star Trek, where seemingly every humanoid alien race can cross-breed with each other. The odds of aliens and humans being capable of interbreeding is vanishingly small, given how different the biology of real aliens would have to be. And Vice President J. D. Vance has his own theory that would seem to contradict the idea of hybridizing aliens. He thinks that UFOs are demons. I suppose the only way to combine these two claims is to argue that the US Military is actually hybridizing humans and demons, for which some folklore does exist. Still, it seems pretty unlikely that a corporeal human and an incorporeal demon (or spirit of any kind) could produce a child.


“Well, look, I think that celestial beings who fly around, who do weird things to people. I think that the desire to describe everything celestial, everything is otherworldly, to describe it as aliens,” Vance said. “Every great world religion, including Christianity, the one that I believe in, has understood that there are weird things out there, and there are things that are very difficult to explain. And I naturally go, when I hear about sort of extra-natural phenomenon, that’s where I go, is the Christian understanding that, you know, there’s a lot of good out there, but there’s also some evil out there. I think that one of the devil’s great tricks is to convince people he never existed.”

Now the interesting thing here is that Vance may not be entirely wrong. I do think that some UFO sightings might actually be the result of spirit activity. Where he's wrong, though, is jump immediately to the ridiculous Christian idea that spirits are automatically evil or "of the devil." From personal experience I can tell you that most of them aren't. Chthonic and Celestial spirits get erroneously classified as "evil demons" and "good angels" by Christianity, when the reality is a lot more complex. Spirits of both realms have their own unique personalities, and how friendly or hostile they are depends on circumstances.


Folks, I just can't come up with a satirical April Fools joke that tops this, so it will have to do. It's at least as unhinged as any of the other fake stories I've covered on this date.


Thursday, March 26, 2026

No More James Arthur Ray

I am pretty late to the party on this story, which actually took place January of last year. Self-help author James Arthur Ray passed away on that date at the age of 67. Ray was famous for being convicted of negligent homicide for three deaths that occurred at a "sweat lodge" retreat that he ran - and charged students big money to attend. I covered that story here on Augoeides back when Ray was found guilty in 2011. Ray would go on to serve two years in prison and resume his self-help industry career.


The sweat lodge deaths occurred after dozens of people traveled to a scenic retreat just outside Sedona in October 2009 for Ray’s five-day “Spiritual Warrior” event. The sweat lodge was the culminating event, touted as “hellacious hot” and a chance for participants to have powerful breakthroughs. Two people — 38-year-old Kirby Brown of Westtown, New York, and 40-year-old James Shore of Milwaukee — died inside the sweat lodge and 18 others were injured. Another person, Liz Neuman, 49, of Prior Lake, Minnesota, fell into a coma and died after more than a week in the hospital.

At trial, prosecutors said Ray ratcheted up the heat to dangerous levels, ignored pleas for help, and watched as overcome participants were dragged out of the sweat lodge. A jury acquitted Ray of more serious manslaughter charges and convicted him of three counts of negligent homicide, for which he served concurrent sentences for the deaths. He was released in July 2013. Ray had acknowledged that he was responsible for the deaths but offered no excuses for his lack of action as the chaos unfolded at the sweat lodge.

After leaving prison, Ray remained active in the self-help industry. He frequently posted videos on social media of himself and his wife, Bersabeh Ray, offering advice. The couple also hosted a podcast, Modern Alchemy, and maintained a website where Ray offered one-on-one video sessions up to 90 minutes for $2,500.

I also recall seeing footage of Ray in a documentary on the self-help industry, pitching his trainings to audiences for the low, low price of $45,000.00 - with financing in the back. Knowing Ray's history, it amazed me that he was back to grifting so hard. His basic pitch was that he had lost everything and made it back again, so he was the guy anyone looking to succeed should study with. When he "lost everything" because he killed three people.